You stumble out of bed and go to

Work at half past seven

At night you fix some food and watch

TV until eleven

And inbetween your coffeebreaks you

Try to earn a fortune

'Cause you are daddys pride and joy



The travelagents start to advertise

On new years day

Eat mustard in Dijon or take a swim

In Pocketbay

Your boss is breathing down your neck

You need to get away

And it will soon be holiday



With pockets full of cash and friends

With names like Jack and Nash

You book the cheapest trip you can

And then you're of to wonderland

And you get pissed on your way there

And make rude comments to a queer

But Jackie throws him of the boat

A french policeman takes a note



Your friends at work all envy you

Because you've seen the world

You've got some news from Athens

And you claim you've

Kissed a french girl

You tell them that you're half a man

Without all new impressions

You need your kicks like they need air



With pockets full of cash and friends

With names like Jack and Nash

You book the cheapest trip you can

And then you're of to wonderland

And you get stoned when you arrive

And Jackie doubts that you're alive

He digs a grave with his own hands

A dutch policeman stops his plans



With pockets full of cash and friends

With names like Jack and Nash

You book the cheapest trip you can

And then you're of to wonderland

And you get pissed on your way there

And make rude comments to a queer

But Jackie throws him of the boat

A french policeman takes a note



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