Motorcycle Mossies

Wearing Nazi helmets

Very often pass

Goin nowhere fast

Elevator spits me out

Lobby exit heading south

Bratty fatty pigskinned punk

With AK47 mouth

Fly the angry skies

Frequent liar miles

Do it

Just pull the cord

Jump



Checking into Hotel Asylum

Nursing a case of T.V.D.

Checking into Hotel Asylum

Where my best of friends - is just teleme



You don't have to tell me

Eating up the tele

See the household god

Feed the sorry sod

Even so this tiny mouse

Drains me with its tiny shreek!

Here i'm lying next to you

Like a tired enemy

Take a pill - take a pill

Go ahead and take a pill

Take a pill - take a pill

Cross reactions may occur

Mama's tears taste like novocaine

Daddy's they taste like rain, pain



Checking into Hotel Asylum

Nursing a case of T.V.D.

Checking into Hotel Asylum

Where my best of friends in just teleme

I don't make any sense

And neither do I



Somebody help me see the light

Daylight has got me feeling dark

I hear the sun is hanging with the moon

(Smokin and drinkin)

Call all troops, I need a dime

Kidneys for sale, it's party time again

(We're getting festive)

Elvis is crawling on my neck

Trying to get in my voice's head

I've said it before

I'll say it once again

(I'm not going crazy