Well, i'm a huboon baby

I'm a cross between a human and an ape

I'm all decked out

I'm gonna hoot, i'm gonna root, i'm gonna rape



People look at me and laugh and make fun of my face

I laugh right back

I don't want to be part of the human race

I did it to myself

Now somebody's gonna be sorry



Well, i'm a huboon baby

Gonna mess around with all you fools

I'm all pumped up, gonna romp, bone and stomp

I'm gonna rule



I had the operation

Nothing else left to do

Well lookit here, i've been hurt

Gonna hurt you



Now, somebody's gonna be sorry

Like all you wankers and you slime

And you right-wing pinheads

Who make screwing a big crime

You titty-twisted up my life

And pissed on all my dreams

You made me hate myself

Now come on shoot me

Set me free



I did it to myself

Now somebody's gonna be sorry



Well, i'm a huboon baby

I'll grow up to be the president

I'm upside-in, i'm really tweaked

I'm really freaked, i'm really bent

Big town mommas better hurry

Hide your little girls

I'll jump their bones

I'll sniff 'em out 'round the world