I am here as you are here as you are me

and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

see how they fly

I'm crying





Sitting on a cornflake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you've been a naughty boy

you let your face grow long





I am the eggman

they are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob





Mr. City policeman sitting

pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky

See how they run

I'm crying

I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying





Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife

Pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl

you let your knickers down





I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob





Sitting in an English garden

waiting for the sun

If the sun don't shine you get a tan

You get a tan from standing in the English rain



I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob





Expert, texpert choking smokers

don't you think the joker laughs at you

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

See how they snide

I'm crying





Semolina Pilchard

climbing up the Eiffel tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking

Edgar Allen Poe





I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob

Goo goo g' joob

Goo goo g' joob

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