I bet they won't play this song on the radio

I bet you they won't play this new (bleep) song

It's not that it's (bleep) or (bleep) controversial

Just that the (bleep)ing words are`awfully strong

You can't say (bleep) on the radio

Or (bleep) or (bleep) or (bleep)

You can't even say I'd like to (bleep) you one day

Unless your're a doctor with a very large (bleep)

So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio

I bet you they daren't (bleep) well programme it

I bet you their (bleep)ing old Programme Directors

Will think it's a load of horse (bleep)