Monday morning is not Monday morning 'till Taylor has his coffee

Friday night is not Friday night 'till Jessie leaves the room sweaty

Tuesday morning is not Tuesday morning 'till Nick has his talk with his son

Thursday night is not Thursday night 'till Chris has sex with his bass



Come on to the Weekend

'Cause the Weekend I'll get by

Hold off 'till the Weekend

'Cause there's too much time bein' merrily nice guys



Tuesday morning is Wednesday afternoon when you cry all night

Wednesday early we fall into what I'll Phil-a-del-ph-i-a

Thursday morning is not Thursday morning 'till one of us says

How's your life

How's your life?

Yeah how's your life

How's your life?



Come on to the weekend

'Cause the weekend I'll get by

Hold off 'till the weekend

'Cause there's too much time to think and not much time to cry

Hold off 'till the weekend

'Cause the weekend we'll be high

Hold off 'till the weekend

'Cause we may look tired, but we'll get by



What if there were no more mama's boys

What if no one shared their humble appearance

What there were no consequences

What if there were no more arguments

Well that'd be a shame

And that'd be impossible

And you would be bored

'Cause you wouldn't want it any other way



Hold on 'till the weekend

'Cause the weekend I'll get by

Hold off 'till the weekend

'Cause we may look scared, but we're really nice guys

Hold off 'till the weekend

'Cause the weekend I'll get high

Hold off 'till the weekend

'Cause we may look strange but we surely will get by



What if