(R. Rice)

when i make my first million

think i'll buy myself some happiness

if there's a sale on satisfaction

i might just have to stock up

maybe i'll buy myself some muscles

an a california lifestyle

an irresponsible ferrari

an ex-cheerleader to knock up

n if there is some left over

i might buy a leather jacket

and a brand new harley-davidson

and a fifth of cuervo gold

n then i'd ride on out to reno

lose the rest in some casino

n like any good like los angeleno

keep my creditors on hold

when i make my first million

any day now

when i make my first million

i will try hard to deserve it

and like a good boy i will serve it out

to those who need it most

the lawyers the accountants

politicians and executives

the mighty u.s. government

the father son and holy ghost

when i make my first million

any day now

meanwhile i toil in my obscurity

and my peanut butter sandwiches

n when i make my first million

i'll look back on this and grin

now that greed is back in fashion

i'll rebel with real compassion

or else that stockpiled satisfaction

will soon be turning to chagrin

when i make my first million

any day now