Announcer: Ladies and Gentalmen and Sardines.

Here she is, Miss Ethel Mermaid.



Ethel: I get no kick out of A

B. C. and D.

Are just letters to me

And E. makes me endlessly blue.

But I get a kick out of U.



I get no fun from an F.

G. H. and I.

Merely cause me to sigh

And J. really makes me boo hoo

But I get a kick out of U.



K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. S

Are nothing once you've seen them.

Though T. and V.

Don't appeal to me

I'm nuts for what's between them.



W. gives me no thrill

X. Y. and Z

Are not my cup of tea

They just tell me the alphabet through

But I get a kick out of U.



(Ethel holds her "Belt C" while the fish sing)



Fish: K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. S

Are nothing once you've seen them



Shark: Though T. and V.

Don't appeal to her

She's nuts for what's between them



Ethel: W. gives me no thrill

X. Y. and Z.

Are not my cup of tea

They just tell me the alphabet through

But I get a Kick

A really big kick

I get a kick out of U.