Exactly eight o' clock,

Say, where's my other sock?

I've got a job, so help me, Bob,

I've gotta get up and go to work!



Must be there on the dot,

I hope my coffee's hot,

Bring on those eggs, those scrambled eggs,

I've gotta get up and go to work!



I'll do my best to make some dough

So I can come home and say:

We're out of debt, it's really so,

You'll never regret our wedding day!



If I should stay in bed,

We'd soon be in the red,

One kiss and then, like all good men,

I've gotta get up and go to work!