Here's a little story about a punk named Jed

Greasy stinky hair stuck out his fuckin' head

Arrogant and macho and stupid as can be

Always quick to tell me he's more punk than me

This is an example of what a jerk he is

He think he's some kind of punk rock whiz

He said if I was really punk I'd listen to The Germs

I smelled his stinky breath and I started to squirm



I hate punk rock

I hate punk rock

I hate punk rock

I do I do

I hate punk rock

I hate punk rock

I hate punk rock

Because of guys like you



I remember one time I was dancin' at a show

A poppy kind of band and Jed said they blow

That stuff is for guys who just want to get laid

He asked me what I thought but didn't wait for me to say

This is what I think about his attitude

He doesn't have to be so snotty fucking rude

And thinking for yourself doesn't mean you have to be a jerk

Being arrogant and ignorant doesn't take much work



I hate punk rock

I hate punk rock

I hate punk rock

I do I do

I hate punk rock

I hate punk rock

I hate punk rock

Because of guys like you



I hate punk rock

I hate punk rock

I hate punk rock

I do I do

I hate punk rock

I hate punk rock

I hate punk rock

Because of guys like you