Bert: I like to sing LOUD!



Farley: I like to sing soft



Bert: I like to sing LOUD!



Farley: I like to sing soft



Bert: I like to sing high!



Farley: I like to sing low



Bert: So two good friends, me and you



Farley: Each with an opposite point of view



Bert: I like to sing long!



Farley: I like to sing short



Bert: I like to sing lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong....



Farley: Ok that's enough, I like to sing short



Bert: I like to sing good



Farley: And I do too



Both: Well whaddya know what a happy day when me, agrees with you.



(They switch roles and sing it again)