Oh, I love trash!

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty.

Anything ragged or rotten or rusty.

Yes, I love trash.



I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn.

It's all full of holes and the laces are torn...

A gift from my mother the day I was born.

I love it because it's trash.



Oh, I love trash!

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty.

Anything ragged or rotten or rusty.

Yes, I love trash.



I have here some newspaper thirteen months old.

I've wrapped some fish inside it, it's smelly and old.

But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold!

I love it because it's trash



Oh, I love trash!

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty.

Anything ragged or rotten or rusty.

Yes, I love trash.



I've a clock that won't work,

And an old telephone.

A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone...

And I am delighted to call them my own!

I love them because they're trash



Oh, I love trash!

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty.

Anything ragged or rotten or rusty.

Yes, I love, I love, I love trash!