Get me out of this stinkin' fresh air

Night and day in the electric chair

Step right up son

gonna show you something ain't never been done

you're all fucked.



Listen, it don't cost much

I lay down the line that you touch

Never do what you're told

Any time is easy when you're wrong

You're all wrong and I'm right



Please be on your honor

Please be on your _____



(back in here)



Listen to the story all right

I'll lose it all right on that dotted line

Step right up son

gonna show you something ain't never been done

You're all wrong and I'm right



You see I want it in writing, I owe you nothing

want it in writing, I owe you nothing

want it in writing