Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Eddie Jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals)

Ruth Underwood (percussion, synthesizer)

Don Pardo (vocals)

David Samuels (vibes)

Randy Brecker (trumpet)

Mike Brecker (tenor saxophone, flute)

Lou Marini (alto saxophone, flute)

Ronnie Cuber (baritone saxophone, clarinet)

Tom Malone (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)

John Bergamo (percussion over-dub)

Ed Mann (percussion over-dub)

Louanne Neil (osmotic harp over-dub)



There's a big dilemma

'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

There's a big dilemma

'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

She used to knock me out

Until her face broke out



There's a big dilemma

'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

There's a big dilemma

'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

She was my steady date

Until she put on weight



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na-na

boogedy boogedy



na-na-na-na

na-na-na-na

na-na-na-na

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boogedy boogedy

There's a big dilemma

'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

There's a big dilemma

'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

She used to knock me out

Until her face broke out

She used to knock me out

Until her face broke out