I SAW DADDY KISSING SANTA CLAUS - Kip Addotta



I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night.

He didn't see me creep

Down the stairs to have a peep.

He thought that I was upstairs in my bedroom fast asleep.



Then I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus

Underneath his beard so snowy white.

There must be some mistake;

Was I really awake?

I rubbed my eyes and moved in close, a better look to take.



Then I saw Daddy hugging Santa Claus.

He took his hand and pulled him to the couch.

It must have been just fine;

Santa didn't mean to mind.

Then Daddy moved across the room to pour them both some wine.



Then I saw Daddy fondle Santa Claus,

And on his ear he nibbled now and then.

I crawled across the floor,

I hid behind the door,

I left it open just a crack so I could see some more.



Then I saw Daddy undress Santa Claus.

They quickly threw their clothes on our big chair.

Well, much to my surprise,

I couldn't believe my eyes!

It wasn't Santa after all but Mommy in disguise,



When I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus

Underneath to mistletoe last night.

Oh what I laugh it would have been,

If I had REALLY seen,

Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night!!!