I was on my way to turn illegal aliens to INS

And your stupid fucking dog was barking at me

It sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band

I wanted to kick it in the fucking face



I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT



After I beat the fucking shit out of it

I wanted to throw it trough your fucking window

But I needed money to buy some more whiskey

So I sold it to a chinese restaurant



Your family ordered Pu Pu platter

You didn't know what you were eating

It was your fucking gay faithfull dog

While you were at the restaurant, I lit your house on fire