I got hair in my ears

I got hair in my nose

I got hair on my back

And between my toes

When the time comes and my hairwash is due

I'm gonna use one ton of shampoo

But don't give me those sentimental eyes

'Coz I'm proud and my hair is nice

It's not fair when people they stare

I love the colours I wear

I wont cut my hair

I wont cut my hair

Oh no, I wont cut my hair

'Coz I'm proud of my hair

It's like in the funny fairytale

I dry my hair the Rapunzel way

You just climb up the six floors

To my hairy home

And I'll fix u a smoke in the blend of my own

Yeah, I'll make you a hot pot of tea

Take off your clothes and feel free

And get down in my hair

And make me insane

Lets get airborn on a window-pain

It's not fair when people they stare...

I'll diiiiie without my hair

Yeah right I play in the band

And I would love to be your private disneyland

I'll be your own amusement park

Then you can ride me

And ride me after dark

If they send me to the rows of death

For having illegal dope

I will order my last meal

Before it's the chair

Hamburger french fries'n'coke

Take those scissors away

I wont cut my hair

'Cause I'm proud and my hair is nice

I love my hair

I'm in love with my hair

I'm in love with my haaaaiiiir