If God was a woman, with long blond hair,

Would you kneel at her alter, and offer her prayer.

Could she be your addiction, could she make you sin,

If God was a woman, and you were her man.

If God was a woman, would you be impressed,

If she showed up in high heels, and a pretty red dress.

Would you make a donation, or would you draw the line,

Would you yeild to temptation, or savor her wine.

If God was a woman,

She'd come like an angel, or a devil in disguise.

When she left in the morning, would you lose your religion,

Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye.

If God was a woman.

If God was a woman, tell me who would we blame,

Would she make Jesus righteous, or completely insane.

If God was a woman, would she kiss and tell,

Would we wind up in heaven, or would we all burn in hell.

If God was a woman,

She'd come like an angel, or the devil in disguise, oh yeah.

And if she left in the morning, would you lose your religion,

Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye.

If God was a woman, and you were her man - yeah.

If God was a woman,

Would she come like an angel, or the devil in disguise, oh yeah.

When she left in the morning, would you lose your religion,

Would you kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye.

If God was a woman.

If God was a woman, if God was a woman,

If God was a woman, if God was a woman,

We'd all burn in hell.

If God was a woman,

Woman, woman, woman, woman.

If God was a woman,

Tell me who would we blame.

If God was a woman, if God was a woman,

She'd drive us insane - yeah.