If I was Washington

valleys would I forge for

If I was a fat man

fun would I gorge for

If I was gingus

gold would I horde for

Wish I had a dollar a day





If I was a gouger

gouge would I wish for

If I was a fisherman

fish would i fish for

If I was a french whore

frenchies I'd dish for

Wish I had a dollar a day





Turkeys are for flyin'

chickens are for eatin'

I'm all for fun

fun's forbidden

forbidden's forgotten

and forgotten's for gettin'

I wish I had a dollar a day





Buzzards are for circling

circles are for heroes

Heroes for floatin'

fiddles to Nero

Fingers for countin'

numbers for zero

Wish I had a dollar a day





If I was Washington

valleys would I forge for

If I was a fat man

fun would I gorge for

If I was gingus

gold would I horde for

Wish I had a dollar a day





If I was Washington

I'd wear wood teeth

If I was a policeman

I'd walk me a stone beat

If I was a singer

I'd stop right now

I wish I had a dollar a day