You'd never know there was music playing,

Until you talked your way inside the door.

And then a sound like rolling thunder

Began to push you right through the floor.

And there's a great white sign with big black letters

That just about explains it all:

"If you don't like rock and roll,

If you don't like rock and roll,

If you don't like rock and roll,

Then it's too late now."



Anastasia was a huge lady.

And she was dressed the way the stories tell.

So, being cool, I made a move to grab her.

But you could see she'd read the story well.

And then she whipped out a card with big black letters

That just about explained it all:

"If you don't like rock and roll,

If you don't like rock and roll,

If you don't like rock and roll,

Then you're too late now."