I am ready, as ready's anybody can be.

I am ready, ready's anybody can be.

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me.



I got a axe-handled pistol on my graveyard frame,

That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin balls and chain,

I'm drinkin TNT, I'm smokin dynamite,

I hope some screwball start a fight.



Cause I'm ready, ready's anybody can be.

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me.



All you pretty little chicks with your curly hair,

I know you feel like I ain't no where,

Well, stop what you're doin, baby, come over here,

I'll prove to you baby, that i ain't no square.



Cause I'm ready, as ready's anybody can be.

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me.



I been drinkin gin like never before,

I feel so good I want you to know.

One more drink, I wish you would,

I takes a whole lotta lovin to make me feel good.



Cause I'm ready, as ready's anybody can be.

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me.