I'm singing broadway and i love it!

I'm singing broadway and i'm proud!

You can keep your springsteen.

Shove your chaka.

I really don't care for that kind of kaka.

Ethel, liza, chita, that's my crowd, my crowd!



Yes-sah, i'm singing broadway and it's heaven!

'cause "heaven" is a song from a broadway show!

Ah, just give me a part that's got laughter and tears

And i'll feel like yul brenner for the next thousand years!

Ah, broadway, broadway, broadway! brrrrrravo!



Ahhh, who needs a girl who's got flourescent hair,

Or an ugly boy singing off key?

Give me a broad who's got tits out to there,

Belching it out to the balcony!



Ahhhahhhhhhhh!!!!

Yes-sah! i'm singing broadway and it's heaven!

I'll be singing broadway 'til i die!

Just tell me what could be better

Than shaking your buns

In front of a chorus

Of thirty-five nuns?

I'll climb every mountain

And ford every river i see.

A lady and her muszack,

Ha-that's ha-me! yeah!


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