Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter wolf (keyboards)

Patrick o'hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry bozzio (drums, vocals)

Ed mann (percussion, vocals)

Napoleon murphy brock (background vocals)

Andre lewis (background vocals)

Randy thornton (background vocals)

Davey moire (background vocals)



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Feelin' sorry

Feelin' sad

So many ugly people

I feel bad

I'm so cute

They're so homely

Some of them

At home 'n' lonely

Wish they could be

Very cute like me

But they will never

Get to be

Some folks got it

Some folks don't

Some so ugly

They never won't



Everybody

See his hair

See his clothes

I'm sure you care

Terry ted

Is really sweet

Watch the way he keep the beat

Sweet as honey

He's a piece of cake

>from the ginseng root

'n' stuff he take

Vitamin e

'n' all the b's

He's so cool he'll make you freeze

Make you freeze

Make you freeze

Excuse me please



Step aside

I'm gonna ride

I'm gonna strut

I'm gonna slide

Hey, ugly folks,

Go get some cyanide

An' die

Die die die die



A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen

A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda

A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen

A-rennda-rennda-rahhh

(etc. repeats)



Ugly is bad

And bad is wrong

And wrong is sinful

And sin leads to eternal damnation

An' hot burnin' fire

Hot burnin' fire

Hot burnin' fire

Hot burnin' fire

Screams of agony

Screams of agony

Screams of agony

Screams of agony

Arrrrrrrghhhhhhh!



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I'm so cute!

I'm so cute!

I'm so cute!

I'm so cute!

(etc. repeats)




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