Monster 1: I'm ugly, I'm ugly as sin,

But beautiful's out, ugly's in.

If you're ugly like me, you're in good company.

There are millions of us who are ugly.



Monster 2: Take the case of our friend the crocodile.

His bite is much worse than his bark.

In fact his behavior is juvenile,

Monster 1: infantile.

Monster 2: Why can't he just sing like a lark.



Crocodile: Roarrr...



Monster 2: Though he's not the prettiest to be found,

He's a useful and happy reptile.

Crocodile: I'll gobble up anyone left lying around,

And that gives me my permanent smile.



Monster 1: He's ugly, he's ugly as sin,

But beautiful's out, ugly's in.

If you're ugly like me, you're in good company.

All: There are millions of us who are ugly.



Monster 2: Take the case of our friend the warthog.

He must be the ugliest by far.

In every page in the ugly catalog,

Of all the ugly ones he's the star.



Monster 3: His tail sticking up like a flagpole,

His tusks and his warts and his bristles.

Warthog: Whenever I decide to take a stroll,

I'm never bothered by any wolf at all.



Monster 1: You're ugly, you're ugly as sin,

Warthog: snort snort

Monster 1: But beautiful's out, ugly's in.

Warthog: snort

All: If you're ugly like me, you're in good company.

There are millions