Eric: Well, now it's talent spotting time, ladies and gentlemen, and please see if you can spot any talent in our next competitors. Will you please give a very big hand and a warm welcome to Carl Weetabix and Rita!



I'm the urban spaceman, baby, I've got speed,

I've got everything I need.

I'm the urban spaceman, baby, I could fly,

I'm a supersonic guy

I don't need pleasure, I don't feel pain,

If you were to knock me down, I'd just get up again

I'm the urban spaceman, baby, I'm making out,

I'm all about



I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face

My natural exuberance spills out all over the place

I'm the urban spaceman, I'm intelligent and clean,

Know what I mean?



I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none,

It's a lot of fun

I never let my friends down, I've never made a boob

I'm a glossy magazine, an advert on the tube

I'm the urban spaceman, baby, here comes the twist

I don't exist.