I've got girls, they're in my room.

The only things my room is not here.

10 til 2, the clock won't move,

detention hall is better with beer.

I can do it all in my room.

I can be a rock star with a bad attitude (come on).

I am the king in my room.

I can ground my mom and dad for being bad if I choose.

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Shapow! How do you like me know?

SHAZAM, I don't think you understand.

Shaquick! Here I got a 10 inch, TV screen . . .

only in my room.

I've got green, it's in my room.

The only things my room is not here.

Pitching tents, inside my pants.

There's a pool of drool by my ear.

I can fake it all in my room,

I can be a quarterback,

I'm the coolest guy in school (check it).

I can get on down in my room.

I can go and freak Rebecca Romijn in the nude.

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TV, munchies, ______, DVD in my room.

Watchin' juggies, spankin' monkies,

doughnut dunkin' in my room.

Ladies love me, pour me heinies, feed me grapies,

in my room. Write a shitty record, for my record label

in my room.

IN MY ROOM, IN MY ROOM, IN MY ROOOOOOOMMM!! (x3).

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