Hey, I'm not the type to say one thing and do another

And if it's all right I'd kind of like to be your lover

Cause when you're with me I can't help but be

So desperately uncontrollably happy!

And hey, I'm not the kind to fall in love without good reason

And if that's a crime, then baby I'm committing high treason

Cause when you're with me I'm absolutely and totally

Quite uncontrollably happy!

And hey, I'm not so blind that I can't see where we're all going

And it's no fault of mine if humankind reaps what it is sowing

Just as long as we are together for ever

I'll never be anything other than happy!

Hey, don't be surprised if millions die in plague and murder

True happiness lies beyond your fries and Happy Burger