Now warning lights are flashing down in Quality Control,

Somebody threw a spanner, they threw him in the hole.

There's rumors in the loading bay and anger in the town,

Somebody blew the whistle and the walls came down.

There's a meeting in the boardroom, they're trying to trace a smell,

There's leaking in the washroom, there's a sneak in personnel.

Somewhere in the corridor someone was heard to sneeze,