Yeah that's right

We gonna flash back

To 1983

I'ma show you niggas how I was spittin' this pimp game

Before most of you niggas even started rappin'

1983, Too $hort

Word for word

Like this baby, Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches



A nigga like me I know what's up

I want a nasty bitch with a lot of butt

If I can't find one anywhere

It turns my dreams to nightmares

Baby right there ain't got no ass

But she's okay if she got cash



Bitches, bitches, bitches

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches



I'll tell 'bout a day that I had

Seen nothin' but bitches with no ass

I woke up early felling right

Do the same damn thing every day of my life

Cause every morning you know I get

A good blowjob from a real fine bitch

Strokin', smokin', sir Too $hort

Thinking about the day before

30 minutes after I rolled out

I pulled a freak took her to my house

She was hella young with a lot of butt

She sucked my dick and then we fucked

That good tight pussy I couldn't pass

A light-skined freak with so much ass

At 1 P.M. I was fuckin' away

I wanna do the same thing again today

Today my story made itself

Every bitch I saw was flat as hell

I told myself "I must need glasses"

Where's them bitches with the big round asses

Me and me homie just wanna be tuff

Bring two bitches then switch'em up

It was 3:35 the strip was lit

Every two blocks I saw a different bitch

Waitng on the bus someone was walking

Me and my homie just started talking

I said "Homie she looks good"

He said "That ass is flat as wood"

I said "What about baby in the black"

And he said "Short she's all t