Do you see the face on the TV screen

Coming at you every Sunday

See the face on the billboard

That man is me



On the cover of the magazine

There's no question why I'm smiling

You buy a piece of paradise

You get a piece of me



I'll get you everything you wanted

I'll get you everything you need

Don't need to believe in hereafter

Just believe in me



Cos Jesus he knows me

And he knows I'm right

I've been talking to Jesus all my life

Oh yes he knows me

And he knows I'm right

And he's been telling me

Everything is alright



I believe in the family

With my ever loving wife beside me

But she don't know about my girlfriend

Or the man I met last night



Do you believe in God

Cos that is what I'm selling

And if you wanna go to heaven

I'll see you right



You won't even have to leave your house

Or get out of your chair

You don't even have to touch that dial

Cos I'm everywhere



And Jesus he knows me

And he knows I'm right

I've been talking to Jesus all my life

Oh yes he knows me

And he knows I'm right

And he's been telling me

Everything is alright



You won't find me practising what I'm preaching

Won't find me making no sacrifice

But I get you a pocketful of miracles

If you promise to be good, try to be nice

God will take good care of you

Just do as I say, don't do as I do



I'm counting my blessings

I've found true happiness

Cos I'm getting richer, day by day

You can find me in the phone book

Just call my toll free number

You can do it anyway you want

Just do it right away



There'll be