These lyrics represent the original version of the song as closely as

possible. (Thanks to the Frvous Pages for these...)

He can't stand a loss

He's always cross

His name is Ross...

I love my boss

I love my boss

He isn't full of fluff and gloss

He gives me work and many chores to do

My model, like Ben Cartwright to Hoss

And though he pays me minimum wage

It's all I deserve at this stage

Some union hack said I should ask for more

I answered with suitable rage

I love my boss

I love my boss

I love my boss

I love my boss

One day I came to work too late

I'd had a Fruvous luncheon date

My boss he summoned me to speak with him

I sweated, awaiting my fate

He said