Jennifer Gentle (modern)



There were three sisters fair and bright

Jennifer Gentle, fair Rosie Marie

And they three loved one valiant knight

As the dew flies over the mulberry tree



The eldest sister let him in

Jen...

And barred the door with a silver pin

As...



The second sister made his bed

Placed the pillow right under his head



But the youngest sister, fair and bright

Wanted to wed with the valiant knight



Well if thou wilt answer my questions three

Then, fair maid, I would marry thee



From Herpes Syndrome art thou free?

So that thou canst not infect me



My Herpes is in an arrested state

So thou shalt be safe from such a fate



Doest thou have AIDS, that fatal sin?

So that I'd really be loth to come in



My lovers all have been quite straight

My needles were all clean and bright



And wilt thou sign a prenuptual pact

Leaving my estate and lands intact?



I've answered thine questions honestly

And now I'll say, Sir Knight, Screw thee



Child #1

modern verses by Erik Nappa

@parody @courtship @riddle

see also JNFRGNTL RIDDLE BONBROMQ

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