By dean friedman



Jennifer waited a year and a day.

She went to the doctor. they told her to pray.

She knew there was only so much they could say.

So, jennifer decided there must be a better way.



Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale.

Jennifer's baby just came in the mail.

She's pink and she's perfect in every detail.

And jennifer's a mommy now.



Jennifer always wanted a kid.

When they said that she couldn't she said, "heaven forbid."

She said, "i'll adopt". and that's what she did.

Now they've got a stroller, a high chair and a crib.



Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale.

Jennifer's baby just came in the mail.

She's pink and she's perfect in every detail.

And jennifer's a mommy now.



Jennifer has a girl baby.

She's healthy and strong and sweet as can be.

And jenny and larry and baby make three.

Once there was a couple. now there's a family.



Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale.

Jennifer's baby just came in the mail.

She's pink and she's perfect in every detail.

And jennifer's a mommy now.


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