[includes quotes from Perry Mason Theme (Steiner) and Jingle Bells (Pierpont)]



[Tower Theater, Upper Darby, PA

February 13, 1988]



Jezebel Boy!

You know all the guys

In the Sheriff's Patrol

They leave you alone

When they round up the whores

Up on Hollywood Boulebard



(What?

Now this is what happens in Los Angeles . . . )



Sometimes that ol' nasty D.A., you say

Thinks he needs his name

In the paper again -

That's when

The short-pants girls

They have to take that ride

With a friendly, friendly policeman



But the Jezebel Boy

On the corner by the Technicolor processing plant

He stands by the light;

Waitin' through that night

Waitin', waitin' for that, that distinguished-looking

Wilshire District Gentleman

With snow-white hair,

("Maybe I could make a good rock star")

To drive up in his Lincoln,

And whisk away the Jezebel Boy



There he goes now!

Old Ralph will make him put that wretched

Sausage in his mouth again



Ike: Hah hah hah! Hah hah hah!

FZ: Go ahead!

Ike: Hah hah hah!

FZ: Want that again?

Ike: Yeah, sure!



Old Ralph will make him put that wretched

Sausage in his mouth again

And again

(Again again)

Aaaaand . . . one mo' gin



Well, hah! Well, you know they say . . .

Another day,

Another sausage -

Jezebel Boy