Yeah my girlfriend

takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive

And she doesn't get all jealous

when I hang out with the guys

She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does

She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero just because

yeah just because



And my girlfriend

Likes UL and DHC

And she's so smart and independent

I don't think she needs me

quite half as much as I know I need her

I wonder why there's not another

guy that she'd prefer



And when I feel like giving up

like my world is falling down

I show up at three a.m.

She's still up watching vacation

and I see her pretty face

It takes me away to a better place and

I know that everything

know that everything

know that everything

everything's gonna be fine

I know that everything

know that everything

know that everything

everything's gonna be fine



And my girlfriend

takes collect calls from the road

and it doesn't seem to matter

that I'm lacking in the bulge

She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does

She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero just because



And when I feel like giving up

like my world is falling down

I show up at three a.m.

She's still up watching vacation

and I see her pretty face

It takes me away to a better place and



I know that everything

know that everything

know that everything

everything's gonna be fine(8x