I wonder what the best thing is

To have a face or to have charm?

Well, my girl's twofaced and she's a fartalarm

I'm not blind and I do have nose

But I don't wanna use it now

I rather try to follow my heart this time

Good looks, it makes me nervous

I need someone who's not perfect



It's you, you're overweight and lovely

Yes, it's true, a pig in walking shoes

You drool every time we kiss, I must say you rule

I'm falling in love with you



I know that all those trendy girls

Would leave me when I'm broke

And also be disgusted if I smoke, no joke

I don't want no model

Unless she has a major body



Just an ounce of human touch, I realize it's a killercrush

I'm dancing, I'm overjoyed

I took a chance on you cause I wanted some romance

To and now I'm happy as can be

Cause this supersized woman means all to me