Kit, where you goin'?

Sorry, Michael, it's Rick the Ruler, I have to go



Lights, camera, action, you're on,

Get old Ricky D, what's wrong?

The crowd's gone,

So help me out Kit cause this thief has to be caught,

Radio the chief of police, get a report,

Chief of police said ";Well, I'm sorry Ricky D cause I really can't

help,";

Ahh drats I think I'll take a long walk,

Kit put your scan on all these rappers in New York,

";But Michael's callin' me Rick, I got to go,

If I get a word you'll definetly be the first to know,";

Well on that night I felt really up tight,

Hello?, ";Rick, it's Vance Wright,

Throw on your clothes, I found 'em, they're down town,";

Word?, ";Someone's havin' a concert and they're using your crown,";

What?, you sure its mine?

";Yo Rick, I know the shape of it,";

You know your scratchers?, ";Yeah, plus I got tape of it,";

Get over my house quick, ride your motorcycle,

Kit, Ricky Rick, pick up, forget old Michael,

Well here came the DJ, trick to say the least,

";Yo let me hear the tape,"; it's a complete masterpiece,

Y'all figure this kinda is, but this I bound to overtake,

I heard a (honk honk), that's Kit, so lets pray,

Here go my rap Kit,

Analyze a hit, so Kit what's the scoop?

";Slick Rick, this one is it";



Well my tummy was growlin while I'se chillin in my seat,

We stopped by McDonald's so I could somethin' to eat,

Skipped the line, the crowd started to break,

Hey yo, let me get a Big Mac and a strawberry shake,

Someone snatched me by my neck I thought I must be dead,

Injected me with somethin', threw a bag over my head,

I felt real weak, word, I couldn't even stand,

I fell, n