Knock knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Why are you crying?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ach

Ach who?

Why are you sneezing?



This song will make you mad

Worst song we've ever had

This song will make you insane

It'll put warts on your brain



Knock knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Aren't you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ghoti

Ghoti who?

That annoying band!



This song will make you mad

Worst song we've ever had

This song will make you insane

It'll put warts on your brain



Baby, come here

I gotta whisper

Whisper a little something in your ear

Yeah, I'm gonna tell you one of those jokes

You know, one of those knock knock jokes

Come on, don't be shy

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, make you cry

Come here, come here close

Come here, let me tell you one of my knock knock jokes!



This song will make you mad

Worst song we've ever had

This song will make you insane

It'll put warts on your brain

This song will make you mad

Worst song we've ever had

This song will make you insane

It'll put warts on your brain