Two foot tall and mad as hell

I make you a good one no?

Pick up the knife and spoon

I have an amazing prowess in June

Structured up and evil too

I got my evil eye on you

Down at the harbour pool

they speak english too

(chorus)

And Julia what can I do?

Coz everyday I look a little more like

Julia, what can I do?

Coz everyday I look a little more like

Everyday I look a little more like

Everyday I look a little more like you!

Lilo, Milo's got the change

He's the Geezer who's slighty deranged

Everyone knows what to do when a little accidents due

Choop it up and you'll be fine

Get back to the cheap red wine

Marry me in the Med, cut to the bed

(repeat chorus)