An oily ole egg with a red peg leg

Thought a porquepine was his daughter

But he soon found out

That she had the gout

And often would wink underwater



HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA



A red red rose saw a big pig pose

On the edge of a silver dollar

The end of his tail

Was a long-necked nail

And in place of his face was a scholar

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