For all those that are feeling way too fed up inside Now here's a celebration

of failure and losing Like to put a shout out to all y'all far and wide Sorry

people but this is the way it's gotta be I know, I know, I know, I know we

are pushing the parameters to a brand new low The end is near there's lots to

fear No such thing as a good day is what I'm told Let the bad times roll The

grass is never greener on the other side I'll stay right here and frolic in

the dirt and gravel Where's the love in this room? I feel teary eyed.

Between you and me I don't think it's ever gonna change Descend, rear end,

offend a friend It's wise of you to run and hide from what's around the bend

The end is near there's lots to fear No such thing as a free lunch is what

I'm told Let the band times roll Up to me I'll embrace them happily let you

people know I'm not foolin' come take a ride with me down to Riverside show

you what it's like to be coolin' Life's gotta be a little better overseas

whwre everyone's drivin' a Mercedes unsatisfied with my mailorder bride so

much for my last attempt with the ladiesListen to nobody this is the way I

think Tell 'em all you're gonna live at least until you're forty Just be glad

you're only one shade of blue in the face Wake up smell the shit and think

that everything is great I know, I know, I know, I know we are pushing the

parameters to a brand new low The end is near there's lots to fear No such

thing as a good day is what I'm told Let the bad times roll