You don't mind if I sit next to you

Do you madam

Help me with a point or two

Help me madam?

Help me ma'am to walk on by

Help me madam

A desert flood and a hole in the sky

Help me madam

I don't make a fuss

I can't do because

I'm just another loony sitting next to you on the bus

Yes I am ma'am



3000 acres of forest a day

Hell for leather

Felled and killed evaporates away

Heavy weather

Drifting north the deluge breaks

Acid mother

Death to all you swedish lakes

Altogether

If you make a fuss

I'll get you (faster) because

I'm bulldog english loony sitting next to you on the bus

Yes I am ma'am



But what I say ain't worth a sheet

Is it mother?

Breaking methane through the seat

Listen mother

Lighting it to warm my feet

Only mother

How we gonna cool the heat

Cool it mother

(and) DON'T MAKE A FUSS

BECAUSE OTHERWISE

THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE JUST A LOONY SITTING NEXT TO ME ON THE BUS