Think that I'm a loser

'Cause my pants are really too low

Think that I'm a slob

'Cause I got holes in my shoes

Think my cock is like

I like my dirty shirt

Well you can fuck off

'Cause I'm working sixty a week

You think that life is really tough

When your pappy won't buy

You a brand new car

Take a girl out she won't fuck you

After you just brought her a gram of coke

You spent all your money on shitty coke

I'm not a loser! That's right,

I'm not a loser!

Cruise down the boulevard

Wasting mommy's gas while you're

Looking for kicks on Friday night

You're only goal in life

Is to smoke a joint

And decide how you're gonna get

Laid tonight

You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch

You arrogant asshole

Your pants are too tight

You fucking homo

You suck, Mr. Buttfuck

You don't belong here

Go away you fucking gay

I'm not a loser