That Thompson and Cram both lost in Rome

Was no surprise, when one thinks

Of all the rubbish they consumed

Those cereals and drinks

Lured by big advertising deals

Force-fed crap at every meal

Stomachs full and wallets too

"Eat this son and you're bound to lose"

Thompson and Cram now advertise

The same products with a different tack

"Lucozade Aids Defeat," says one

And, "Start First And Finish Last"