Hey, hey, hey

Look at me now

I`m unrecognizable

My trademark frown has grown

Into the strangest easy smile

Oh, my, my,

Where did i go wrong?

Ask all my drunken friends



"who`s going to carry us home?

Who`s going to drink `till the morning?

Who`s going to carry us home?

Love ruined everything"



As the ladies line their eyes

And the gents make their excuses

And the talk is going cheap

I`ll be smiling in my sleep



Hey, hey, hey,

Look at her now

She`s the life of the party

Oh, my, my,

Where did she go wrong?

Ask all my drunken friends



"who`s going to carry us home?

Who`s going to drink `till the morning?

Who`s going to carry us home?

Love ruined everything"