I like your mother

I like your brother

I like you

And you like me too

We'll get a preacher

I'll buy a ring

We'll hire a band

With an accordion

A violin

And a tenor who can sing



You and me you and me, baby

You and me you and me you and me, baby

You and me you and me you and me, baby

You and me you and me you and me, baby



We'll have a kid

Or maybe we'll rent one

He's got to be straight

We don't want a bent one

He'll drink his baby brew

From a big brass cup

Someday he may be president

If things loosen up



You and me you and me, baby

You and me you and me you and me, baby

You and me you and me you and me, baby

You and me you and me you and me, baby



I'll take the train into the city

Ev'ry mornin'

You may be plain - I think you're pretty

In the mornin'

And some nights we'll go out dancin'

If I'm not too tired

Some nights we'll sit romancin'

Watching the Late Show by the fire



When our kids are grown

With kids of their own

They'll send us away

To a little home in Florida

We'll play checkers all day

Until we pass away