Won't you be my chauffeur

Won't you be my chauffeur

I wants him to drive me

I wants him to drive me downtown

Yes he drives so easy, I can't turn him down



But I don't want him

But I don't want him

To be ridin' these girls

To be ridin' these girls around

So I'm gonna steal me a pistol, shoot my chauffeur down



Well I must buy him

Well I must buy him

A brand new V8

A brand new V8 Ford

Then he won't need no passengers, I will be his load



(spoken: Yeah, take it away)



Going to let my chauffeur

Going to let my chauffeur

Drive me around the

Drive me around the world

Then he can be my little boy, yes, I'll be his girl