Mr. Strangeways walks down the road



On his way to work



Though he's dressed in crazy clothes



He hasn't gone berserk





You see, Mr. Strangeways is a funny little man



He's not like you and me



He runs a little curio shop



With his wife named, Emily





His customers are just as strange



They've come to purchase dreams



They come and go, day in, day out



Endless as it seems





You see, Mr. Strangeways is a funny little man



He knows it all, you see



He'll fix you up with what-ta you want



Too bad it's make-believe!





Mr. Strangeways, strange



Mr. Strangeways



Ah, ahh, ahhh





Thought I'd take a walk down there



'Cause I've a broken heart



I told him all about little you



He said, "let's make a start"





Mr. Strangeways, sell me a dream



Mr. Strangeways, any old thing



Mr. Strangeways, make me feel bright



Mr. Strangeways.