MTV makes me wanna smoke crack,

fall out of the window and i'm never comin back

MTV makes me wanna get high,

can't get a ride no matter how i try,

and everythings perfect and everythings bright,

and everyones perky and everyones uptight

i watch those videos, i watch em all day

and i plug em in my eyeballs HEEEEEEEY YAH

and the colors are nice, and the pictures are nice,

and the girls are nice, everythings so nice



MTV makes me wanna smoke crack,

fall out of the window and i'm never comin back

MTV makes me wanna get high,

can't get a ride

can't get a ride

can't get a ride

can't get a ride



well i work at the video store making change

and i'm counting out the pennies

twistin in my brain

condos in the distance,

and smog in the air

no one in the streets, and no one anywhere

i drink when i drink and i eat from a can

and i'm standin by the microwave 'til i feel special

and i'm checkin out the furniture

i wanna buy a sofa

might buy a wheelchair and roll out of this town

and MTV made me wanna smoke crack

fall out of the window and i'm never comin back

MTV made me wanna get high,

can't get a ride

can't get a ride

can't get a ride

can't get a ride

can't get a ride

MTV MADE ME WANNA BURN FLESH

have a little orgy down in the satellite dish