Maltilda Smith-Williams Home For The Aged

Bingo and buggy rides

Wheelchairs and early night

Maltilda Smith-Williams Home For The Aged

And if you smuggle in

Another drop of gin

We'll take your hearing aid

They never hear what you say



Maltilda Smith-Williams Home For The Aged

A second childhood

But only if you're good

I hear Maltilda passed away

Her spirit's still with us today

She watches over us

And those who make a fuss

You've never had it so good

They'd run away if they could